There are a lot of things that you can say about the game.  You could congratulate a qb for his accomplishments.  You might even appreciate the winning ways of our competition. 

                There is a couple of things you should say, just to f*ck with their heads.  One, they are going to the Super Bowl.  (we all know they aren't without a running game)  Two, you could say that frett bavre is going to be the MVP.  (but we all know it's going to be either Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, heck even Randy Moss)  Three, that the preen gay backers are going undefeated this year.  (but we all know that's nearly impossible in this day and age.)  Fourth, that their coach will be coach of the year.  (but we all know that's only going to happen of all of the above three happen)

                So, with all that said, here's to an imperfect season for the Vikings, even for all of our problems on the field, the inconsistencies, the turnovers, the play calling.  At least our expectations aren't as lofty as any preen gay backer fan, anything less than a Super Bowl victory is well, a defeat of catastrophic proportions.

                Now, don't you feel better?  Also, remember, this is America, you can root for any team you want.  Are you glad you're in America, and not somewhere else?